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Folks and welcome to my homepage!
A wise man once said to me that "real" fun could
be described as getting paid for something you love doing.
I told him "I have a problem. There were two things
in my life that I get paid for that I love with a passion".
His response was, "You call that a problem? I would
call that SERIOUS FUN". The wise man was the late John
Pearce from radio 2GB fame and his words have stayed with
me for twenty five years.

Mum
and Dad with me 1962
My
interest in aviation goes back to early childhood dreams
of flying to the moon, and during the Gemini and Apollo
missions, I travelled with the American astronauts every
step of the way. James and I were keen to launch our own
mission to the moon in 1969 believing that we could get
there, but would need a lift to get back home.
We
planned to meet the Apollo astronauts on the moon and come
home with them. We had a plan. James was two and a half
years younger than I and at the age of six, he had complete
faith in his wise old brother's idea to build a rocket and
began to help me gather all of the necessary materials for
a trip of this magnitude.
A
tea chest was found for the command module, large plastic
bags and elastic bands for storing oxygen, heavy duty tracksuit
pants and gum boots which we had fashioned together to make
what must have looked like something out of an early science
fiction movie.

"Can
I have the keys Dad?"
The
final and most critical element was the propulsion system
which was to blast me into orbit and beyond. We had emptied
our piggy banks and convinced most of the other kids in
our street to give us money to purchase nearly sixty large
skyrockets from the local store. These were on sale for
the Queens Birthday weekend in June and we bought the biggest
ones we could get.
After
securing the rockets to the outside of the tea chest, we
began going through all the final preparations for the launch.
I had also built a launch ramp for the rocket and in mid
July 1969, only six days before Apollo Eleven's launch date,
we stood back and admired our magnificent work.
At
this point James noticed that the ramp was not pointing
towards the moon and was concerned that I might miss the
target. I explained to him that it would take me around
four days to get to the moon and by the time I arrived,
the moon would have travelled the necessary distance and
I would land successfully. I'll never forget the look in
his eyes at that point. He looked at me as though I was
the cleverest person in the world. If only he knew what
was about to happen.
Even
as he secured me into the wooden tea chest and nailed it
shut along with the plastic bags full of air (and one over
my head of course) he never doubted that lighting nearly
fifteen pounds of gunpowder underneath me was going to launch
me into history.
Yes
folks, I was about to become history.
Many
of the kids who had contributed their pocket money were
there too see it (and me) go up in smoke. As the countdown
went down and the flames licked upward I began to feel a
warm orange glow around the rocket which meant I was either
approaching escape velocity and leaving the earth's atmosphere,
or the whole machine was on fire and I was leaving earth
in a more biblical sense.
The
rocket shook violently and I could hear the approaching
sound of my father's unusually high pitched voice. At this
point I realised that perhaps all was not going to plan.
My father did a quick head count and instantly knew that
if he couldn't see me standing around holding a box of matches,
then I would certainly be inside the burning box in the
middle of our backyard.
And so it came to pass that Neil Armstrong was the first
man to walk on the moon and if he knew how close I was to
beating him, perhaps his famous words would have been
...
"One small step for a man, one giant lesson for a nine
year old boy."

Launching
a model rocket at the Swing City Christmas Party 2002
These
days if you aren't interested in flying or music, then dinner
table conversation in the Morrison house isn't going to
inspire you much. Eventually talk turns to things aeronautical
and family members take turns with their arms outstretched,
reliving some daring manoeuvre or escape from certain death.
This is called "hanger flying" and we still entertain
each other for hours with exaggerated stories of daring
and courage.
There
we were, at ten thousand feet, snow all around, all the
engines have failed, nothing on the altimeter but the makers
name
..(Never get in the way of a good story.)
Jazz
and flying have some similarities and the term serious fun
again seems to describe these similarities well. Flying
is definitely fun. Being able to slip the surly bonds of
earth and soar around with the eagles is not the way many
people think of modern air travel but let me tell you being
able to strap four hundred horsepower onto the front of
a highly manoeuvrable single seat Russian built aerobatic
aircraft and point it towards the heavens will put a smile
on your dial that only a dental appointment will break!

John
fires up the The Russian built SU-26
Although
not everybody will agree that flying is fun, most people
will tell you that flying of any kind is serious. It can
and often does kill people who forget this small point and
I think some of the disciplines required to master flight
are mirrored in the mastering of a musical instrument.
One
day a young Prince, who loved to fly in HIS Air Force, was
stepping out of an F-16 fighter jet and was asked by a journalist
"Why do you spend so much time in your fighter jet
when you could be back in the palace living like a King"
His response was this." This aeroplane doesn't know
I am a Prince. It treats me the same as any other man or
woman and will kill me just as quick. For the time I am
in the air, I am an equal with the rest of mankind. It's
a luxury. Flying helps me keep my feet on the ground!"

Paragliding
in New Zealand
So
it is with a musical instrument. It doesn't know or care
who you are or how much money you have. It only knows the
hands of hard work and experience. All the money in the
world can't buy you the ability to play an instrument but
if you decide to make it you're living, and you need to
feed a family of four, then starvation might just kill you
as quick as the aeroplane will.
I
often use examples like this to educate and inspire young
musicians who feel they want to make music their life. Here
is another little idea that young musicians identify with.
Playing
in a saxophone or trombone section is like flying in a formation
team. The leader's job is to articulate every move and turn
so that the wingmen (or supporting players) are able to
follow as one. The common perception is that the leader's
job is more difficult and important than the other players
(or wingmen). The truth is the opposite. The focus and skill
required to play "second" alto or trombone or
trumpet in a big band as part of the section will demand
a strength and maturity which is often overlooked.
Trumpet
player John Hoffman taught me this years ago when I was
lucky enough as a young drummer to occasionally play in
a big band with him. Although John was one of the finest
lead trumpet players I have ever heard, he would be very
quick to put his hand up to play the second trumpet part
in the band especially if there was a younger player keen
to play the lead part. He told me he loved the challenge
of the chase in playing the supporting parts and it was
more fun!
After
we had played the first sixteen bars he could stop the band
and tell you everything about the lead player. What bands
he had in his record collection, who his favourite trumpet
players were, what he had for breakfast! It was amazing.
Playing
in a large jazz ensemble is an example of teamwork of the
highest order and the challenge and chase of doing it well
will mean there will always be big bands and although I
love playing all types of Jazz, it is this aspect of big
band playing that I find most appealing.
It
has the "fun" and feel of great jazz and yet blends
beautifully with the "Serious" business of disciplined
ensemble playing. Yes folks - playing big band music is
great fun - "Serious Fun".
Although
there are many other interesting tips and tricks where flying
and playing music cross paths, it's time to move on to other
things. My introduction of these concepts was to give you
an idea of what makes me tick rather than a lesson on principals
of flight.

My
favorite model glider built by Peter Hoffmann
Top
speed 300 Kph
A
question often asked of musicians (other than "What's
your real job") is "What is your most memorable
gig" This has many answers because it depends on what
made the gig memorable.
An
unusual venue might make a gig memorable.
You
may be strapped onto the back of a moving truck with three
jugglers, a fire eater and a midget whilst playing endless
choruses of the Saints Go Marching In. That might be considered
something you won't forget, (although I am trying), or it
may be a pure musical memory or experience. Most people
think the best gigs would include the Opening Ceremony of
the Olympics or playing for Presidents, Kings or Queens,
but real musical memories are far more special.
A
few years ago, at a Thredbo Jazz Festival, we set the rhythm
section up around a nice log fire and settled in to a relaxed
evening of jazz and Shiraz and Errol Buddle dropped by and
sat in. He slowly and calmly adjusted his reed, looked around
the room and gave everyone a big smile and then played a
fifteen minute solo on Sweet Georgia Brown that put the
fire out! Man, I mean, he was AMAZING.
When
he finished his solo the band just stopped and got to their
feet (as did everyone else in the room). Natalie and I looked
at each other and we knew that although we have played thousands
of gigs together, we might never have a moment like that
again. And it was just one solo! Only fifteen minutes! But
in that solo, everyone in the room was flying! Yep - he
had us soaring with the eagles.
Music.
It's a powerful thing and it really does move people. Strangely
it is often misunderstood and the fact that we even try
to understand it, intellectualise it, break it down into
different styles and tastes means we miss the point I think.
I
love watching children listen to jazz. They jump around
with pure delight and look right into your eyes while you
are playing. It's an instant connection. They don't listen
with prejudice or favour. The music just lifts them up and
they start jumping around. It's a primal urge if you like
and I think we loose this as we grow older and feel we need
to have things more "organised" in our mind. What
a shame.
In
the early days of The Morrison Brothers Big Bad Band, we
drove to Bathurst to do a gig in the bar area of Mitchell
College. No one knew we were coming or knew who we were
and the room was half full of twenty years olds just hanging
out. James decided to get their attention and kicked off
the night with a high G.
After
everybody picked their ears up off the floor the band charged
into a wild version of "A Night in Tunisia". It
was an impressive moment and I don't think too many of these
kids had seen an eleven piece Be-Bop outfit like this but
they just went nuts! It went primal. That's the only way
to describe it.
The
power of the rhythm grabbed them and for an hour (non-stop)
they all circled around us and jumped around like maniacs.
I mean, it was scary and we couldn't stop. We didn't want
to. Yes indeed - that was a memorable gig!
As
the music finally climaxed and the audience (and us) fell
into a heap on the floor, one of them said to me.
"What
kind of music was that" and I said "Does it matter?"

1975
- Playing in Sydney
Let's
take a trip back in time and find out something about whom
we are and where we come from. This is where the word "tradition"
in jazz has its "roots".
Science
tells us through DNA testing that modern man (Homo-sapiens)
have a common ancestry that began on the east coast of Africa
about 150,000 years ago. It doesn't matter if you are an
Eskimo or a highlander in Papua New Guinea, there is more
variation in genetic make-up inside a single colony of chimpanzees
than exists in the entire human race.
Yes,
we were once black and hairy and we have all come from that
same small area on the African continent. It only took 6000
years for the skin colour to change in those that moved
way from the equator. Makes you wonder why we are still
trying to kill each other.
During
man's incredible journey to move out of Africa and populate
the rest of the planet, it is language, being able to communicate
with each other, that has shaped much of what we are.
Music
was man's first language.
Drumming,
dancing and singing was our way of telling stories, way
of celebration, way of worship - a way of life. Indeed there
was no word for music amongst early Homo-sapiens. It just
was.
At
the end of a successful day of hunting and gathering, the
tribe would sit around and celebrate with rhythms of joy,
dancing and singing. They would "improvise" around
the various rhythms taking turns one at a time. Sound familiar?
Yes, the true tradition of the African word Jazz is not
one hundred years old; it's tens of thousands of years old.
The
Bembe was a rhythm that was played as a celebratory dance
to make everyone feel good. It is the origin of the swing
feel. Surprise surprise. I wonder if swing makes anyone
here feel good.
It
makes EVERYONE feel good. It's a primal thing!
There
were also rhythms used for anaesthetic purposes, healing,
meditation, and prayer.
Jazz
is a music that ties humanity with its primal roots - its
first language.
A young child can't speak but when it hears jazz it looks
you right in the eye and gets up and jumps around. You connect.
You communicate.
To
my way of thinking, this makes the tired old debate about
whether jazz is an art form or not ridiculous.
JAZZ
IS MUCH MORE THAN JUST AN ARTFORM TO ME.
Those
that constantly push the idea that jazz is only jazz if
it is cutting edge and searching for something new diminish
the essence of what it really is.
The
students at Bathurst University didn't know we were playing
a 1950's be-bop tune. The two year old child doesn't know
or care if they are dancing around to Louis Armstrong or
John Coltrane. It doesn't matter. It just is.
Jazz
has an amazing diversity of styles and we should celebrate
this diversity. Indeed, Jazz is as diverse as humanity itself
and perhaps we should celebrate that diversity too.
We
forget that a long time ago we were all black and hairy.
We all have common ancestry and so does all music.
I
take great pride in my big band Swing City. I haven't mentioned
it up to now because I feel it is difficult for you to understand
this pride without first explaining why jazz moves ME.

When
Benny Goodman and Gene Krupa let fly with Sing Sing Sing
in Carnegie Hall at the high point in the Swing Era, people
in that audience got up out of their chairs and went nuts!
It
was the primal thing!
No
one cared if it was cutting-edge jazz or "new"
music. They just got up and went nuts like kids!
This
is what I love to do. I play swing because it moves people.
I don't need to look for the lost chord or debate if I am
only rehashing old arrangements from a past era. I don't
care. Someone else can do it.
I
just want people to get up and go nuts and a swing big band
will do it every time! It's works because it's been happening
for tens of thousands of years. It's our forgotten language.
Perhaps
this thought may help.
Next
time you go to the airport, pay an arm and a leg for parking,
wait longer than the flight will take to check in, drag
your bags behind you during the process, get half undressed
and then get blasted with radiation to get through security,
pay the other arm and leg for a sandwich and a cup of coffee
while you wait for a plane that is going to be late while
a conveyer belt is busy crushing your luggage and then sending
it to the wrong city - have a think about the passion of
flight! Take a deep breath, stretch out your arms, and imagine
being lifted up into the heavens and soaring with the eagles.
Don't
ever bog down with the rest of mediocrity and get into debate
about what is or what isn't jazz. Take a deep breath, stretch
out your mind and feel it swing!
Let
me take you on a flight.
After
all, the Morrison family musical history about growing up
and playing in Church is well documented through James'
popularity and remember, my sister Kathryn and I were sitting
there alongside James in the very early years so his story
is very much ours too, but today I am going to tell you
some things that have not been told and I think an occasion
like this is the perfect time.

My
sister Kathryn Morrison - Australia Day with Swing City
First
some background. I learnt to fly at Bankstown airport when
I was fifteen years old. I had my first solo flight in July
1976, one month after my sixteenth birthday and only seven
short years after jumping in a wooden box and getting James
to ignite my failed attempt at reaching the moon. Now that's
scary.
At
high school I decided to skip the curriculum that they had
in mind for me and study for my pilots licence and on leaving
high school I had a commercial pilots licence and was ready
to make a career in aviation. Mum and Dad could not afford
the many thousands of dollars required for flying lessons
but I had been playing club gigs each weekend since I was
fourteen and although I couldn't drive a car yet, I was
a "self funded teenager".
Not
long after leaving school I was offered a job by a company
called Aerial Agriculture and as the name suggests, it was
a crop-dusting business. I was teamed up with a colourful
character called Bob Long who was a gifted mechanic and
my job was to fly him all over NSW in a little Cessna with
his tool box and spare parts and land in paddocks where
the crop-dusters were working.
He
could fix anything. Some flights would involve delivering
a new gearbox for the loader truck or a new engine. These
are HEAVY items and the little Cessna would stager into
the air and off we would go out into the bush somewhere
and land on a dirt road or whatever. I was growing up real
fast.
After
I got more experienced the company asked me to start ferrying
the big crop-dusting planes. Each six weeks a plane would
need to be returned to Bankstown for maintenance and my
boss thought it was more productive to have me take a freshly
serviced aircraft out to where the Ag pilots were working
and swap the aircraft over so the pilots could continue
without downtime.
So,
here I was jumping in these enormous old bug smashers that
had been out in the bush, working hard with pieces falling
off them, taking off from paddocks and roads. I can't believe
I got away with some of those flights but of course when
you are nineteen, you are indestructible anyway.
I
soon made friends with many of the Ag pilots who I had met
in my travels and they used to call me "little Johnny"
(Tom Baker new this and often called me by this name too.)
These men became my flying mentors in much the same way
that people like Bobby Gebert, Len and Bob Barnard, George
Golla, Allan Turnbull and many other equally interesting
and talented characters mentored my music.
One
such pilot was Clary McCarthy. He had a property in Bombala
in Southern NSW and I was sent to him to learn the skills
required to fly "single seat" aircraft. I'll say
the word "single seat" again because you need
to understand that the first time you get to feel how a
particular single seat aircraft flies, you are on your own!!!
I
flew the Cessna down to Clary's property and landed in his
backyard, as you do, and after shutting down the aircraft,
walked up to the back door and began knocking. On the third
knock the door swung open and I found myself looking down
what appeared to be some kind of long metal pipe. A man
with cold eyes was at the other end of the pipe staring
into my surprised face. Surprised because I realised I was
looking straight into the barrel of a VERY large shotgun!
Man,
I must have turned white because I felt the blood instantly
drain from my head and I couldn't speak. A moment passed
(which seemed like forever) and he calmly said to me "Do
you know what fear is Little Johnny".
I gathered what saliva I could to pry my lips apart and
managed just one word as he steadily held the muzzle right
between my eyes. "Yes", I said.
He
lowered the gun and said, "Good, I don't want to send
a young cocky kid out to fly some of these single seat machines
unless he knows how to shit himself properly". I said,
"No problem. I think I've just done it".
Over the next three days I lived with him and he actually
taught me to fly. Yes I had a commercial licence, but I
didn't REALLY know how to fly. I had all the qualifications
but like a young musician coming out of the Con, I didn't
really know how to play "Jazz". I had a licence
to learn, I had the basic tools needed, but there is much
more to real mastery than having a degree.
Clary
baptised me in much the same way that getting onto the stage
for the first time with Scott Hamilton or James Moody does.
He had over 35,000 hours flying experience of which 8000
hours was spraying cotton at NIGHT!
Yes, because of the hot temperatures during the day in the
cotton growing areas, (and you know air rises if it is heated),
spraying dangerous chemicals must be done at a height of
six feet at night!!!
Clary
used to say to me, "Kid if you are going to stuff this
up you are only going to travel twelve feet. The six that
you started with and the six foot hole they are going to
bury what's left of you in".
On
the second day of my training a young loader driver arrived
and Clary told me that this guy had been sent to him because
he told the boss he hated flying. The company told him he
only had to do one flight - ever - and he could keep his
job. I wonder why they sent him to Clary. (Grin)
Clary
told me he was going to cure this guy's fear of flying.
"After this guy flies with me", he said, "he
will either love flying or he will never fly again."
I found out later the guy decided to work in a mine in Broken
Hill. He told me that while the aircraft was barrelling
down the runway on his first and only flight - ever - Clary
opened the door and started to climb out on the wing strut.
This guy instinctively grabbed the stick as the fence started
looming closer he hauled back. The airplane leapt into the
air with Clary screaming over the roar of the engine "Don't
crash or I will jump before you hit the ground". This
guy actually managed to keep it in control long enough to
be thoroughly baptised. (And I don't need to tell you what
he was baptised in.)
After
my time with Clary, I never wanted to fly in the airlines.
"Boring boring boring" he used to say. "You
want to be crop-duster kid. Where else are you going to
have fun frightening the shit out of people and get paid
for it?" I suppose I was hooked on REAL flying and
like jazz if someone has to explain to you what it is, you
are never going to understand it.
This
prepared me for the many other flying jobs I drifted in
and out of in my early twenties. I flew aerial mapping and
survey for the CSIRO. Mineral exploration flights through
the Simpson Desert for a South African diamond company.
I flew big twin engine night freighters all over the country
in the middle of the night and believe it or not, I also
flew around - chickens!
I
was contracted as a pilot to fly chicken hatchlings across
to Perth from Quirindi in NSW. We would load 15,000 baby
chicks, only six hours old, into a specially modified freighter
and transport them non-stop across the entire country. The
chicks were sensitive to air pressure so we had to fly at
low level (4000 feet) for the entire 15 hours and I did
many of these most memorable and interesting trips.
Two pilots were required because of the lengthy duty time
involved and to pass the time away we used to play chess.
Chess is a great game to play on long flights and MANY pilots
play just to stay awake enough to glance at the autopilot
do its thing. You do a type of tag team thing where whilst
one pilot is flying the other is making a move. This is
quite safe of course because at least you are awake and
SOMEONE is flying the aeroplane.
Every
45 minutes we had to go back into the cargo area and inspect
our little darlings and see how they were travelling. I
would grab one or two, bring them up to the cockpit and
we would fill in a data sheet on eye colour, well being,
general condition etc etc.
One
day I brought a chick up and placed him on the chess board
while I grabbed my pen and he started pecking around looking
at all the chess pieces. My co-pilot laughed and said why
don't we leave him here on the chess board and he can be
part of the game. I made a little hat for him and we called
him "Wildman". We had invented "Chicken Chess".
The chick was like a wild card in poker and as you played
the game he would wander around and knock over some of your
pieces. The rules were, if he knocks over a piece you loose
it until he walks over the same square again. If he takes
a dump on a square, you were not able to use that square
as part of the game. Only the horse could jump over it.
We were mad!!!!!!
I
still fly and although the music is perhaps the more public
part of my life, I love them both with equal passion.
I have a young family now and a new world has opened
up that gives real meaning to every flight and every bar
of music I have ever played. It's a great thing to place
opportunity in front of your children so they may have experiences
that they will treasure too.
Flying
is much more than going from A to B and Jazz is much more
than a style of music. They both have primal elements that
lift our imagination.
If
music is the first language of man, and Jazz is one of its
first dialects, surely the great hope of jazz is to bring
us together where words have failed.
By
enjoying music in a primal way like a young child, you can
BE that child.
Now
doesn't THAT sound like fun?